Are you familiar with the gnome prank ? "Oooh, gnomes now!" --Mr. Tweedy The TL;DR version: surreptitiously steal a garden ...

I've mentioned here a time or two that Captain Midnight, Miss V and I were planning on getting together with my sister Jenny and cousin ...

To answer a few possible questions: Yes, they are actually tie-tack pins made by me. Yes, they are made from a certain brand-name Danish ...