After many days (and many drinks) in Brooklyn, Simeon von Pumpernickel has decided to take his leave of New York City, the better to further...

Although the doughty Simeon von Pumpernickel continues his pursuit of fame and fortune, they just as doughtily continue to elude him. Plus, ...

As you probably know, Simeon von Pumpernickel decided to break into showbiz by mailing himself to my sister, who was on a film set at the ti...

So last week Mom and I journeyed to New York so we could be present for my sister Julie's graduation from Columbia. Proof we were the...

So the first four days I was back east with my sister, I spent in New York City goofing off. Quick trip highlights: Lincoln Center, the MoM...

I just woke up, looked out the window of my tiny private bathroom and saw mixed rain and snow falling against dark brickwork in the courtyar...

It's getting late here in New York, so two things: 1) I LIVE! That was some pretty nasty turbulence. If I don't end up getting a p...

I'm packing tonight for an imminent trip to New York. To be frank, I don't like the process of packing. For one thing, I always wai...

Saturday, September 18: I wakened at 6 a.m. after glancing at the clock all night, every hour on the hour. Gleah. Such are the joys of fea...

Friday, September 17: Tim's last day in New York. We got up fairly early, and Jenny went off shopping while Mom, Tim and I took a cab t...

Thursday, September 16: We woke up around 7ish and started getting ready for Julie's big day. Took a cab over to ABC Studios, chatting a...

Wednesday, September 15: I woke up early (well, for me anyway) and padded around Julie's apartment in my caftan, gabbing away on vario...