Good news, sports fans!  We've heard from Simeon von Pumpernickel, peripatetic seeker of fame and fortune, once again.  This time it see...

I'm not asking because I know. I'm asking because I'm wondering. Has anyone been visited by a dapper blue crocheted monkey wit...

Simeon has been moody, perhaps understandably, since returning from the ill-fated cruise.  However, on Saturday his spirits were lifted a bi...

Then it happened. On Easter Simeon went into the bathroom to get snuggly with Terry, and she was just -- gone. No farewell, no note of expl...

It was hot... so hot that a crocheted monkey would understandably have trouble handling the heat. Plus, Simeon was so blissfully happy in T...

On April 5, after several days of great secrecy, Jean-Marc, Sandrine, Julie and Emilie took Simeon on a mysterious flight. Where am I going...

No, not that South Park. This one, in London! Simeon had a marvelous time riding bikes with Emilie. He also enjoyed the swings, although n...

In English-speaking countries someone who's taken in by a prank on April 1 is known as an "April fool." But in France, a prank...

Oh dear. Simeon von Pumpernickel appears to be missing again. He's been running around England, enjoying the sights... ...including the...

Today is Mothering Sunday in England, and Julie and Emilie's mother wanted very much to visit the British Museum to look at the Egyptia...