Today is going to be one of those days when I justify the title of "Laundry Faerie." Most of the time I'd like to say I'm a writer, but it's not entirely true or realistic. Today I'm scheduled to be a few other things: diabetic, laundry washer and folder, mail sender, journalism editor, full-time auntie, cook, tie-dye artist, taxi service, loving wife and a probable half-dozen other titles before the day is out.
In the meantime, I have a wee sliver of available time to take a shower. You can thank me later.