Acquiring Scarlett, the red 10-speed Schwinn: FREE
Getting Scarlett a much-needed tune-up: $50
Picking up a dorky-looking but mandatory bike helmet at Goodwill: $5
Having the freedom to be a fat-bottomed girl who makes the rockin' world go 'round: priceless
2 comments:
You are the queen!
All I wanna do is...
BI-CYCLE
BI-CYCLE
BI-CYCLE!
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