Tuesday, June 05, 2012

Where in the world is Simeon von Pumpernickel?

I'm not asking because I know. I'm asking because I'm wondering.

Has anyone been visited by a dapper blue crocheted monkey with delusions of superstardom recently? He has a fondness for having his picture taken in exotic locations, a predilection for mailing himself to new addresses without warning, and a bit of a tendency to pad his résumé.

Note: may no longer have his hat. Suffers from monkey pattern baldness.

If you've seen him, please drop us a line. Many thanks!

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