Nerd Brigadery

The Nerd Brigade will not be meeting today, due to their dungeon master being temporarily imprisoned in Cap'n Bill's Wide World o' Nerds, and I've been cleaning up some of the flotsam left behind on our kitchen table.

To help his little party of adventurers keep track of the important stuff on a quest, Captain Midnight draws up index cards with pictures of weapons, armor, potions and other quest items.

Some of them are rather amusing.

Not to mention vaguely familiar.

I hope they call this one The Burninator.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man engulfed in flames cannot be accosted by ninjas.
Here's the origin of this one.

After a while, the guys decided to get into the act and drew up a few of their own.
I can't tell whether this is a weapon or a disposable razor.

...OK, I got nothin'.