Mephistophelian Market

So. Um. A Metropolitan Market has opened up near me.

This poses a serious problem.

Not only do they have a lot of tasty fresh produce and baked goods and cheeses and other delectables, but... they, um, have a whole lot of local artisan chocolate for sale.

Three more words: "OPEN 24 HOURS." Any weight loss I might have planned is DOOMED, I tell you.

Oh yeah, and remember this lament?

Yep. They got 'em. 24 hours a day. EVIL!

Now I gotta buy that bike. It's my only hope.