The Blue Monkey... flees the premises?

THIS IS AN ALL-POINTS BULLETIN
MISSING MONKEY

Shortly after begging me to type up his résumé, Simeon von Pumpernickel has gone missing. So has one of our flat rate Priority Mail boxes.

Naturally, I fear the worst.

Friends, family, neighbors, total strangers... if a mysterious package arrives in your neck of the woods, won't you please let me know?

UPDATE: MONKEY HAS BEEN FOUND!