Well, hello there, Friday the 13th.

Some things I learned today:

• Time it takes to put together Insanely Awesome Meatloaf from scratch: about 30 minutes.
• Time it takes to cook said meatloaf: 70 minutes.
• Time it takes to pull said meatloaf from the oven, lose control of the pan and splatter dinner all over the kitchen floor: 3 seconds.

If anyone needs me, I'll just be in bed.

No, this is not what it looked like. Imagine less composed and more exploded.