Monday, December 31, 2012
Blogging from the Back of Beyond
Captain Midnight has been driving all day, in typically doughty fashion. We plan to stay with friends tonight near Boise and continue our trek on the first day of the new year.
Meanwhile, I am brewing up a new project, as I'm admittedly prone to doing. More later.
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
My own van Gogh list
If you feel inclined, you are certainly encouraged to make your own van Gogh list -- but first, a few rules of engagement:
1) No family members. If your folks don't already know how awesome you think they are, quit being a dirtbag and go tell 'em so. (Right now, if necessary. I'll wait.)
2) No dead people. Do your best to make sure the people on your list are still kicking, at least at time of publication; the point of this exercise is to show appreciation for the living.
3) No deities, please. I'm religious myself and have no problems with worship, but that's what prayer is for. This list is for mere mortals.
4) No fictional characters. Even if Frodo Baggins does seem more real to you than your co-workers, he doesn't really care what you have to say about him. Sorry.
That's about all the caveats I can think of... so now, on to
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ETA: Mr. Bradbury passed away on 5 June 2012, some 4 months after this list was composed.
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If you don't think the essay format can match or beat fiction for intensity, read A Pilgrim at Tinker Creek. Annie Dillard neatly demonstrates that the power of a specific genre is subservient to an individual author's talent for storytelling. I admire her writing not just for its attention to detail, but for her ability to choose precisely the right detail for the story, and she proves that writing about everyday life observation can be mind-blowing.
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(photo credit: Jenny Ruhl)
Diabetes is our family curse. Complications from type 2 diabetes killed my maternal aunt at age 53, and have done serious damage to my mother's health. Last year the disease finally caught up to me. Days after I was diagnosed, I discovered Ms. Ruhl's website, Blood Sugar 101: What They Don't Tell You About Diabetes. Her analysis of numerous diabetic research studies, ability to point out the difference between studies with good and bad methodology, and patient work accreting the experiences of hundreds of diabetics online have helped many people stay as healthy as possible with a chronic, incurable disease. (After reading the site, and on the advice of my doctor, I took a diabetic nutrition class; when the nurse handed out bad information about "healthy" blood sugar numbers, I immediately called her on it. To her credit, she admitted I was correct.) Thanks wholly to Ms. Ruhl's advice about eating to one's blood monitor, I've kept my A1Cs in non-diabetic ranges since shortly after I was diagnosed. If you are diabetic, go ye and do likewise.
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I wish I could give you more information about Ms. Shore, second grade teacher at El Monte Elementary in Concord, California circa 1976. She was the right teacher at the right time, probably for many of her students, but especially for me. I was a precocious, awkward six-year-old who had learned to read before I entered kindergarten and my teachers didn't really know what to do with me; during reading time, they usually punted me to the library, where I discovered plenty of great books but wasn't learning the social skills I so desperately needed. Ms. Shore, by contrast, took advantage of my early-reader status by getting me to peer-tutor other kids, excusing me from class to read aloud to the kindergartners ("...but Drummer Hoff fired it off!"), introducing me to the Chronicles of Narnia and encouraging me to write. I remember few specifics of the things I was taught in second grade, but I will always remember and appreciate the teacher who cared about me as a person and wanted me to succeed. Sadly, she's the only person on this list I haven't been able to find online; I imagine her surname has probably changed since the Bicentennial.
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ETA: Robin Williams passed away August 11, 2014.
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Tuesday, January 04, 2011
Adventures in Western road-tripping
I'll pause to let that sink in.
Yes, he's finally been dragged kicking and screaming into the 21st century. (Though to be fair, this isn't the first time he's had a cell; a previous job in Oregon required him to have a cell phone, but he had to give it back to the company when he moved on.)
I have to admit, though I am generally opposed to carrying a cell phone due to privacy issues, it is a pretty snazzy little piece of equipment -- although admittedly not the best tool for the job when it comes to posting comments online from the front passenger seat of a moving car, as previous posts have shown. Instead I put the phone through its paces by taking about a bazillion photos on its camera while we were driving to and from Utah for Christmas vacation.










Not shown here, because we were having too much fun to take pictures: an evening spent with Carrie, my dear friend and kindred spirit from college, her husband, family and doggie-girl. We were lavishly fed and put up. Their awesomeness knows no bounds. :)


♫ The Eyes of Dr. T.J. Eckleburg are upoooon you! You can-not get a-wayyyy! ♫
I'm such an English nerd.










All right, smart people of the world, I want to know: what was this building used for? It has some sort of ramp above it, which makes me think of a granary, but it's also half-in and half-out of the ground... which makes me think of hobbits, actually. What is its purpose, other than to look picturesque?



Eventually, though, we got home and are now happily ensconced there. We returned to lots and lots of Christmas cards and letters...


Monday, December 20, 2010
Adventures in cross-country motoring
Our first part of the trip through Washington was relatively uneventful. Almost immediately after getting out of the greater Seattle area, we ran into snow and slush on the roads, but the Captain is skillful at driving in snow, so no biggie.
We made our usual travel stop in Oregon, pausing for hydration, restroom breaks and a fillup.
One of the many oddities of Oregon is that you're not allowed to pump your own gas. Really. There's a state law forbidding it. You MUST have an attendant pump it for you, because the state of Oregon has determined that gas fumes are too dangerous and harmful for individuals to suffer. (And so they hire some poor shlep to be exposed to them all day long? That makes sense.)
Around about Pendleton, before tackling the Blues (which often get nasty in winter), we stopped for lunch at a greasy spoon joint called Rooster's. I insisted on going here rather than getting fast food, so what happened next was really my own fault.They were serving breakfast, which we all thought was a good idea at the time. I chose to order what would later be known as The Chicken Fried Mistake. It was OK going down, but then it hit the floor of my stomach and rolled itself up into a solid mass. There it lay, chuckling evilly for most of the rest of the trip.
What can I say, I'm an idiot for chicken-fried steak.
Anyway, things went well enough on the road until we got to Baker City......where we were diverted off the highway into Baker for about two hours while the highway patrol worked to clear an accident off the road. (We later learned that two 18-wheelers had collided, which should have warned us about the state of that section of highway.)
Eventually the roads were declared clear enough to pass, and we continued on our route. We passed one of the wrecked semis, rolled and twisted into an unnatural shape off the side of the road. I was too shocked to take a photo. If the thing had been a horse, someone would have shot it and put it out of its misery.As it grew darker, the road became more slippery and treacherous. Eventually we hit a spot where we couldn't move; cars, trucks and 18-wheelers alike were pulled over to either side of the road, and most of the truckers were putting chains on the wheels of their rigs. So, not being able to move, Captain Midnight got out and did the same. (He also chained up the tires of the people behind us, who were carrying chains in their trunk but had no idea how to put them on.)
After about an hour and a quarter of sitting dead still in the car, waiting for traffic to move, the highway patrol finally started waving cars through, one at a time. We played "slalom between the semis" for a mile or two, then crept along at about 15 mph until we reached a point where the ice on the road turned back into snow and slush. CM removed the chains and we continued to Ontario, Oregon, on the border with Idaho and home of the Ore-Ida plant. (Ontario almost always smells either like fried potatoes or cooking onions, or both. Miss V decided she wouldn't want to live there.) We crossed the Snake River into Idaho, where I tried taking a picture of the state line but failed because I couldn't figure out how to turn off the flash. Durn flash!
We had planned on staying with a dear friend and her family for the evening, figuring we'd get there in enough time to goof around, chat, help make dinner and handily beat them in a few rounds of Mah Jongg, but what with our holdup in Baker and then the nastiness on the road, we arrived hours late. There was just barely enough time to inhale Scarehaircare's delicious cooking, take a shower and fall into bed.
The next morning we got up and goofed around a bit. Miss V discovered the evil that is Nerf weaponry and used it to terrorize the household. Captain Midnight discovered DoggieGirl and her fondness for playing fetch (and occasionally tug-o-war). And we all discovered gingerbread waffles with butter syrup. MMmmmm. As much as we would have liked to stay and discover more, we had to press on. So we got back on the freeway and drove through the more monotonous parts of Idaho (not shown here).
Southern Idaho and Northern Utah look very similar. And after it's snowed heavily, they both look a lot like this:It's difficult to tell where the earth ends and the sky begins.
Fortunately, after our previous day of stop-and-go travel, CM made record time and we got to my mom's place just as she was serving Sunday dinner. This is just one of many ways in which Captain Midnight has proven his general awesomeness.
Now it's late, and I'm hitting bed.