Nice shootin', Tex!

So a while back I went on an errand to the food playground known informally in this household as Asian Vegetable Disneyland, and found myself a great piece of ginger.

Seriously, what does this remind you of?

Well, I knew what it reminded me of.

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good ginger at your side, kid."

Yeah! *fwoot* Let's see a Stormtrooper pull THAT off. Fellas can't hit the broad side of a barn.