Monday, October 31, 2011

DONE! zzzzzz.

It's a quarter after 4, and I just put the finishing touches on Miss V's Halloween costume.

By the way, there's a very good reason why I'm not known for my sewing skills. It's because I don't have any. Not really sure how I got myself into this misadventure in the first place, but there you are.

Miss V had better hope this fits, because I'm not getting up an hour and a half from now to make any last-minute adjustments. Cross your fingers for her!

(Yes, photos of said costume will probably be posted here later. But not now. I am perilously close to becoming one of the undead... hitting the sack before I start looking for braaaaains.)

ETA:

Bey-hold!

I guess Toto wet the basket.

She is off to see the wizard.

And now for tonight's dinner... braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains.

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Unseen (part 20)

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I woke to a sea of fog this morning. Fog mutes everything -- light and sound and distance alike -- and for a moment I was back in Corey, knowing that at any moment Peck would come silently at me out of the fog like a dark bullet, and Mrs. Townley would know where I was. Suddenly I couldn't breathe, and my legs began to shake. I had to retreat into the barn for a while, crumpled against the wall, took many long, slow, deliberate breaths until the panic passed through me and I could convince myself I was, if not exactly safe, then at least out of immediate danger.

Last night I slept in the barn loft. I don't particularly like the itchy feel of hay, but it was warm and quiet, and it had the advantage of being sufficiently far away from human beings while still offering human comforts. The thoughts of farm animals are simple and placid, like white noise for the mind. Some of them consider me now, and their quiet helps restore my calm.

This fog is only fog, I tell myself. There's a river or a lake near here, and conditions are right for it to form. It doesn't mean anything else. Besides, if I stay in here all day for fear of an earthbound cloud, I'm a pure coward. I push myself to stand and to venture outside again.

When we were children, we played with the fog. It was easy to pull shapes out of it, like cotton candy, and wrap it around our foreheads like daisy chains, or weave strands of it into our hair until we went into the warmth of our homes and the fog melted into our wet braids. Janie was especially good at making things out of fog, maybe because she'd inherited the talent from her dad. She'd twist and twirl all kinds of shapes into it: patterns, plants, animals, faces. For years I thought children everywhere played with the fog as we did, just like making snow angels in winter or jumping into leaf piles in fall. I didn't realize we were using the knack.

Out of curiosity, I reach out to see if I can still do it, and pull a long, thin strand of fog out by my fingertips. It has a different consistency from the fog back in Corey -- finer, more delicate. I wrap the tendril around my left wrist, like a bracelet, and it continues to curl gracefully around my arm. The fog seems to be exploring me; it wants to know why I'm here.

Funny, I'd like to know that too.

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Saturday, October 15, 2011

Steamcon III: 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea

(Looking for Steamcon II, Steamcon IV or Steamcon V coverage? Look no further!)

Once again we join the intrepid Tara on one of her adventures -- this particular excursion being to the Hyatt Regency Bellevue to commune with the many resplendently-arrayed ladies and gentlemen of Steamcon III.

And lo, there were many in glorious attire. I'm pretty sure the Hyatt Regency staff had no idea what hit them.

As the theme this year was "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea"...

...there were a fair amount of interpretations on display.

Atlantean explorers!

Cephalopodesque masks...

...and spectacularly tentacular hats!

Seafolk defending their territory against would-be undersea settlers!

The bold and the beautiful...

...the unlikely but well-matched duo...

...the unfortunate attacked by killer squids...

...the gentleman with the portable fishtank...

...and of course, the roller-derby squidgirl.

But undersea-related costumes were far from the sole source of creativity on display. Air pirates, bodgers, fashionable ladies and dapper gentlemen were visible in every nook and cranny that you might care to point your camera-obscura.













(Look! It's the 19th-century Katy Perry!)


This fine gentleman sold me a gorgeous top hat.

And speaking of sales, there were many delectable items on offer this year.

Once again in attendance was the Artful Bodger himself, Anthony Hicks of Tinplate Studios.

So much amazing stuff, so little money. Jewelry, corsets, pins, sporrans, accessories and accoutrements of all imaginable natures...

...and, of course, hats for all occasions. (Sad how in the modern world we have largely lost our passion for hats, with the exception of the occasional cowboy Stetson or baseball cap.)

Oh, and a rather amazing artist cutting freehand silhouettes!

I'm always astonished at the wide cross-section of people to whom this particular subset of fandom appeals. Every age group, from six-year-olds to octogenarians, was represented in the crowd, and all seemed to be having a fantastic time dreaming, laughing, making new friends, seeing and being seen. We spoke to artists and dealers, sang rousing sea/air shanties, watched participants dance their socks off, and occasionally just sat back and watched people go by... including the odd mundane couple walking through the hotel atrium, looking highly befuddled at all the visual exuberance going on around them.

Next year's theme? VICTORIAN MONSTERS. I can't wait!

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Autumnal beauty

The season of rain and fog has returned to western Washington.

It transforms everything it touches.

Photo by Captain Midnight

Not everyone likes this season, but I love it. The web of delicate beauty is everywhere, if you care to look.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Doo-doot doot do, doo do-doot do...

Marian Call was at Soulfood Books tonight.

There were songs about avocadoes, zombies, spaceships, Alaska, geekitude, and relationships gone very, very wrong.

It was a great deal of fun... well, you know, if you like that sort of thing. :)

Album cover photo by Brian Adams
And I do!

If you like that sort of thing too, you might want to go pick yourself up a copy of her very newest super-cool with-extra-frosting double album, Something Fierce. I'm sure she would much appreciate it. As will you, when you start listening to it.

(Thus ends our Shameless Plug for the day.)

Monday, October 03, 2011

Fiction fragment: Plain of Shinar

Whenever Sophia was on vacation, she always woke slowly, gradually, in the early mornings. She'd turn over in bed, still half-dreaming, and press herself close to Ethan's warm back, wrapping her arms around him, and he'd sigh happily in his sleep. Perhaps half an hour later, Ethan would grow warmer, his body temperature rising to wake him up. He'd turn over and take her in his arms, slowly kissing her awake.

That was how the morning began, at least. Sophia rubbed the sleep from her eyes, wondering how Ethan could still find her desirable in the morning, happy that somehow he did. "Good morning, honey."

Ethan smiled at her. "Toolpa, kemas."

Sophia giggled at this string of nonsense. Ethan must still be half-asleep. "Want to try that again?" she asked playfully.

"Munk baquistu?" Ethan replied, looking confused.

All right, then, Ethan was playing another of his practical jokes. "Come on, honey," Sophia said. "I'm not in the mood for this."

But Ethan didn't crack his usual boyish grin over being called out. Instead, he began to look alarmed. "Munk baquae? Vot qennant uta zatna mezzat," he said.

If it were meant as a joke, it certainly wasn't funny any more. Was he ill? Sophia put an experimental hand to Ethan's forehead. It didn't feel particularly warm. "Honey," she said, "you're not making any sense. Do you understand me?"

"Sophia," said Ethan, and Sophia relaxed in relief -- but only for a moment, as he continued, "vot rihob zatna iitos mo'ot. Vot aap prina do fyzot." He leaned over to kiss her tenderly and added, "Prizannant, kemas," before rolling out of bed.

Sophia watched him as he went to the phone. What on earth was going on? It wasn't like Ethan to push a joke this far. Not only was he oblivious to the fact that he was talking nonsense, he also didn't seem to understand Sophia. Some kind of aphasia, maybe? But then why...

Ethan was on the phone. "Sotik? Vot'ar Ethan Holloway, alyan vom naama Sophia..." He broke off, listening in puzzlement. "M--munk?" He continued to listen. "Vot qennant... munk zatnata ip?" His expression slowly clouded to frustration and anger. Then his eyes fell on Sophia, and he brightened. "Aaa! Mezi do vom naama," he said, and held out the phone to her.

Of course. If he couldn't understand Sophia, he probably couldn't understand anyone else. Sophia took the phone. "Hello?"

"Ulu lesuthi tuli kuulis?" said the calm, well-modulated female voice on the other end.

A well of panic dropped low in Sophia's stomach. "Oh, no. Not you too."

"Ii lulie sitheu'e biu, ithaa," said the voice. And whatever manner of gibberish she was speaking, it seemed to be of a completely different tone and style than Ethan's gibberish. Ethan couldn't understand her any more than he could understand Sophia.

But Ethan had handed her the phone. Maybe he thought Sophia could make sense of the voice on the other end better than he could. Sophia glanced at Ethan, who was staring at her expectantly. She pointed at the phone and shook her head, and his face fell.

"I'm sorry, but I can't understand you or my husband," Sophia said politely. "Goodbye." She hung up.

Ethan shrugged and spread his hands at her: what's going on?

Sophia shook her head: I don't know. Then a happy thought occurred to her. She pointed at him and spread her hand out to stop him: wait here, and ran to the kitchen. She grabbed the shopping list from the fridge, dug a pencil out of the junk drawer, and headed back to the bedroom, scribbling as she went.

Ethan had already figured out what she was doing before she returned, and met her at the door to see what she would write. She was scribbling, as clearly as her nervous hands would allow, Can you understand this?

Over her shoulder Ethan read aloud, "Verlozen... habin... don?" They looked at each other and he shook his head. On impulse, he took the list from her and started to write something himself, in characters that looked a little like Chinese.

Suddenly Sophia thought of something else: if she couldn't speak or write to Ethan, maybe she could point to printed words for communication. She went to the bookshelf and took down a battered paperback copy of The Wizards of Weeping. It fell open to her favorite section of the book, where Frayn finally manages to free his beloved from the weeping stone in which she has been imprisoned for years -- but at a terrible cost.

It was definitely her book -- the same purple stain where she'd dripped a Capri Sun on Chapter 3, the same dog-ears where she'd turned down the pages. All the familiar words had to be there. She knew they couldn't have been changed overnight. But the text made no sense to Sophia. It was as though her entire book -- the story she'd owned and loved since fifth grade -- had been converted into mindless word salad. She ran her fingers over the page, over the lorem ipsum of the words she knew by heart, but could no longer read.

In all probability, if what happened next had not happened next, Sophia would have slumped to the floor and cried. But there was no time, for just at that moment the house was shaken by a bone-trembling crash so deafening that they felt rather than heard it. Instinctively, Ethan grabbed Sophia and pulled her into the open closet, just in time to avoid being cut by shards of glass as their bedroom windows exploded into the room.

They remained there for what seemed like an hour, shaking and clinging to each other in the dark, waiting for the next insane thing to happen. But when time had passed and there seemed to be no further explosions, Ethan ventured out to see what had happened. Through the blank holes that had once been their bedroom windows, he could see the blaze rising from the airplane that had buried itself in the hill not quite a block away.

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ETA: I've had a lot of positive feedback about this one, and I'm currently considering what it would take to make it into a full-fledged short story. Thanks very much for your comments.

Saturday, October 01, 2011

Why I love the Epic Late-Night Grocery Run

Y
ou hear funny things in the grocery store late at night.

Tonight there was a feisty old broad in front of me complaining roundly about the use of customer discount cards at grocery stores. "I hate these things," she muttered loudly as the clerk rang up her items. "Why can't the store just give us all the same discount without having to use one of these stupid things? But no, they have to track us. See what groceries we're buying. It's all about numbers. Social Security number, bank number, PIN number, member number... they're turning everyone into numbers!"

"Twenty-three ninety-seven," said the clerk.





Hey, I thought it was funny.