Saturday, March 21, 2015
What about anti-social media devices?
had an odd idea at the Faerie III opener. Lots of people were buzzing around the small space, most of them talking and observing, but quite a few also taking pictures and video to share later. I thought about a conversation I'd had with CM about how, more and more, certain people are obsessively documenting almost every stray event in their lives on social media, and that not everyone who accompanies them to various events has that same level of keenness for social media participation -- that there may come a time in the very near future when people turn down offers to go out with friends because they don't want the whole experience shared with the world for the sake of likes and comments. Those events in turn connected with several articles I've read lately about virtual cloaking devices that, under the right conditions, can make objects "invisible."
And I thought: How long will it be until you can go to a public event with some sort of tagging device on you that automatically renders you "invisible" to smartphones, digital cameras, etc. so you can mix and mingle with folks who physically attend the event, but you don't appear in any visual documentation for social media purposes? As someone who usually hates to be photographed, I see a blossoming market for a device like this.
You could call it Vampire Mode!
Saturday, February 08, 2014
Faeries at Krab Jab
Well, screw it. I've got better ways to occupy my time. The lovely and talented Tara has kindly invited me to Krab Jab Studio in Georgetown for the opener of a show she's curated, centered around the subject of fairies and fae, and considering my status as a laundry faerie there's no way I can decline such an offer.
So off to Georgetown I go, braving the oncoming snow because I am a Tough Swede and I can handle it.
If you're not familiar with Georgetown, it's a neighborhood in the south end of Seattle. Once upon a time it was an industrial area, and most of the buildings still have a vaguely 19th-century factory feel. (Hi, little silver Hyundai!)
The basements of these buildings are almost Dickensian with their old brickwork.
This particular basement hallway is an odd mix of century-old brick and brand-new office space.
Georgetown looks attractively picturesque in the wet snow. But that's not why I'm here.
THIS is why I'm here. Krab Jab Studio is hosting "Faerie II: A Group Show in Contemporary Faerie Art," which I understand will be running through February 27 -- so if you didn't get to visit the opener tonight, hotfoot it down to Georgetown before the end of the month! (It's freeeee...)
And here are a few groupings from the show.
Brian Froud! Some work from the '70s, very reminiscent of the work he did for Jim Henson in The Dark Crystal.
In every little nook there were groupings of candles and containers of sweets (labeled "Goblin Fruit").
A trio of faeries by Gary Lippincott.
And a shadowboxed, mixed-media skeletal bird-creature by Isaac Stuart.
Also an intricate doll by Wendy Froud.
Some personal favorites from the show:
"Snow Fae"...
and "One For Sorrow, Two For Mirth" (aka Crow Girls) by the talented Tara.
"Sweet Mandolin" by Jean-Baptiste Monge.
"How To Fall In Love with a Mermaid" by Charles Vess.
"The Scrying Tree" by Allen Williams.
I was mentioning to Tara tonight that the images I'm most drawn to are not always the most visually striking, but the ones which suggest a story -- the ones that make you ask, "What happens next?"
And of course, Tara is ever the gracious hostess, so this party had a spread. Fruit, cheese, berry-and-sage infused water, all sorts of delicious goodies.
Including these. Don't think you like mushrooms? Think again. These look-alikes were made of meringue, glued together with chocolate and dusted with cocoa powder. They looked amazingly like the real thing. (Thank you, Tara's friend who made these! They were both beautiful and delicious.)
After a few hours of circulating, talking to guests and yakking the ear off gallery owner Julie Baroh, I decided I'd done enough damage and headed for home. This normally 20-minute drive took the better part of an hour to accomplish thanks to quite a bit of snow on the roads, but it was fine -- I took my time, gave myself enough room to brake in case of trouble ahead, and generally handled icy road conditions just fine. Because, as mentioned earlier, Tough Swede.
It occurred to me tonight, especially after the little knife-twisting I experienced earlier in the day, that images of the fae come in all sizes and shapes, from beautiful to grotesque -- and every one manages to retain a certain appeal. If it's true of them, it ought to be just as true of human beings -- even the ones who don't fit the standard societal template of attractiveness.
So. There. THPHBPBT.
Thursday, September 12, 2013
Florida through the five senses
Things I have seen so far in Florida:
Orlando International Airport.
The inside of a rented condo.
Publix.
Hollywood Studios.
Epcot Center.
Wal-Mart.
What intense heat and humidity do to a short fat chick such as myself.
The Magic Kingdom.
Several summer thunderstorms.
A double rainbow all the way (so intense!).
A Buzz Lightyear hoodie.
Disney's Animal Kingdom.
Lots of geckos.
Kennedy Space Center.
An alligator in the wild!
Things I have heard so far in Florida:
The droning of hundreds of ceiling fans.
Cicadas.
The voices of Paul Frees and Thurl Ravenscroft. EVERYWHERE.
Lots of Sherman Bros. songs: "There's A Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow," "In The Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room," and the infamous "It's A Small World."
A distraught father bellowing "Bauti! Bautistaaaa!" as he searched frantically through the crowds for his missing son. (Every parent's nightmare...)
Lots of regional Southern accents.
Lots of foreign languages (but mostly Spanish).
"Heart, We Did All That We Could" sung by Teddi Barra.
Buzz Lightyear calling me a space cadet. Hmph.
The sound of Donald Duck hitting the back wall of a theater.
The entire baritone sax line of the song "Under the Sea" until I knew it by heart (we got stuck on the Little Mermaid ride).
The soft whirr of a passing monorail.
Some guy rapping as part of a Disney parade (?).
Fireworks a-poppin'.
Things I have smelled so far in Florida:
Fresh popcorn.
Fake skunk smell on the Imagination Station ride.
Genuine dog poop smell at Downtown Disney.
Cleaning solution.
The sweating masses yearning to breathe free.
Nine-pound lemons.
Chocolate.
The slightly sulfurous scent of Florida tap water.
Cotton candy and churros.
Norwegian pastries.
Chlorinated water.
Chick-fil-a take-out.
The grandma's-basement smell of Pirates of the Caribbean.
Moroccan food.
French fries.
Things I have touched/felt so far in Florida:
The kind of humid heat that feels like running into a watery wall the moment you step outside.
Camel spit from Aladdin's Flying Carpets in Adventureland.
My honey, on a daily basis.
The grab bar on the Hollywood Studios Tower of Terror. FOR DEAR LIFE.
Someone else's camera, to take a picture.
A pop gun at Toy Story Midway Mania, as I vainly attempted to unseat my honey as reigning champion scorer of the vehicle.
Bubbles! Lots and lots of bubbles!
The large crypt that makes music in the standby line at the Haunted Mansion.
A Publix shopping cart.
Handrails, queue ropes and safety bars.
The residual heat of a freshly pressed penny.
The weepy condensation on the outside of an ice-cold glass of water.
The dark, scaly, dry skin of a large Middle Eastern lizard named Morpheus.
Cockroaches crawling under my seat in "It's Tough to Be a Bug."
A good percentage of that final splashdown on Splash Mountain.
Heat rash. Meh.
A moon rock.
Things I have tasted so far in Florida:
The funky, slightly sulfurous taste of Florida tap water.
Hummus and sweet peppers.
Powerade Zero (helpful replacer of salts when you've spent the entire day sweating your brains out).
Eggs made by my honey.
Chocolate.*
Dole Whip.*
Ghirardelli ice cream.*
New York strip steak in a simulated drive-in movie theater.
No sugar added raspberry sorbet.
Chicken curry at Tusker House.
A Chick-fil-a salad.
Breakfast buffet at the Crystal Palace.
Chinese watermelon soda and a few other international flavors at Club Cool.
Taco salad at Pecos Bill's.
Salad, soup and soft-serve* at Sweet Tomatoes.
Salmon teriyaki at Mitsukoshi.
Fall-off-the-bone tender lamb shank at Marrakesh.
The sweet kisses of my husband.
*Yes, I know, naughty diabetic, no biscuit. However, I did lots of walking and lots of sweating, and frankly it didn't make that much difference to my blood sugar. So. There.
Friday, February 08, 2013
Soup Night 2: Electric Boogaloo
The first time around, in January, we had about eight guests and three kinds of soup. It was fun and convivial enough that even I, the introvert, forgot to be nervous. I also forgot to take any pictures.
Yesterday we held our second-ever Soup Night. I almost forgot to take pictures again, but snapped a few blurry images as things were winding down, so what you see here is the aftermath of the evening's shenanigans.
This time there were four soups, about 30 people (yes, 30! In my house! And somehow they all managed to fit!)...
...plus one guitar.
Again, even though there were so many people in attendance that some of them got short shrift from their hostess, the atmosphere was very laid back. Just my speed. People ate and talked about books and movies, laughed and strummed instruments, played Munchkin Booty and learned how to knit. We ran a little low on soup, but I think just about everyone got something to eat.
In the past I have dreaded hosting parties. They always seemed like work, and I worried so much about all the things that might potentially go wrong that I couldn't relax and enjoy a thing. But other than the work that goes into making the soup, Soup Night is nearly effortless. People bring their own bowls and spoons (and in this instance, a few of them brought extra chairs). They don't come with big expectations; it's just a chance to sit around, have dinner and a chat, so anything over and above that is gravy.
Plus, when it comes to soup I have been trying to bring my A game. The first Soup Night I offered Cinnamon Beef Noodles (and I am THE GREATEST CINNAMON BEEF NOODLE COOK WHAT EVER LIVED!), Potato Cheese Soup, and Pumpkin Cream Soup. Last night we had Chicken Noodle Soup (by request of Captain Midnight), Tomatensoep met Balletjes, Fruktsoppa with cream, and Fen brought her delicious Curried Lentil and Butternut Squash Soup. All were consumed with much gusto and vigor.
And bread. Lots of bread.
So will we do this again next month? Definitely. Am I up to hosting 30 people in my house again? Maaaaaybe not. I might scale it down a bit for the sake of general sanity. Nonetheless, if you happen to be in the neighborhood you're welcome to stop by, break bread with us, and help yourself to a bowlful of savory bliss.
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
My own van Gogh list
If you feel inclined, you are certainly encouraged to make your own van Gogh list -- but first, a few rules of engagement:
1) No family members. If your folks don't already know how awesome you think they are, quit being a dirtbag and go tell 'em so. (Right now, if necessary. I'll wait.)
2) No dead people. Do your best to make sure the people on your list are still kicking, at least at time of publication; the point of this exercise is to show appreciation for the living.
3) No deities, please. I'm religious myself and have no problems with worship, but that's what prayer is for. This list is for mere mortals.
4) No fictional characters. Even if Frodo Baggins does seem more real to you than your co-workers, he doesn't really care what you have to say about him. Sorry.
That's about all the caveats I can think of... so now, on to
(photo credit: Alan Light, Creative Commons)
ETA: Mr. Bradbury passed away on 5 June 2012, some 4 months after this list was composed.
(photo credit: Mark Snyder)
(photo credit: Tara Larsen Chang)
If you don't think the essay format can match or beat fiction for intensity, read A Pilgrim at Tinker Creek. Annie Dillard neatly demonstrates that the power of a specific genre is subservient to an individual author's talent for storytelling. I admire her writing not just for its attention to detail, but for her ability to choose precisely the right detail for the story, and she proves that writing about everyday life observation can be mind-blowing.
(photo credit: Mitch Eatough)
(photo credit: David Lance Goines)
ETA: Mr. Goines passed away on 19 February 2023.
(publicity photo; photographer unknown)
Mr. Grey is a tremendously charismatic actor, singer and dancer. Just recently I discovered he's also a skilled photographer. (Next I expect to find out that he speaks fluent Swahili, paints in oils and plays the clarinet. What can this man NOT do?) He has successfully pulled off a wide range of characterizations from charming to chilling -- sometimes both charming and chilling at once. In my opinion, tragically underutilized by Hollywood since his creepily unforgettable performance in Cabaret won him an Oscar.
(photo credit: unknown)
In top form, Mr. Lileks is hi-frickin'-larious; he has a gift for zeroing in on the odd, the random and the inexplicable in 20th century American pop culture and merrily toasting it from orbit. His weekday blog, The Bleat (which he denigrates as "dashed-off tripe"), is filled with nuggets of pop-culture trivia that infomaniacs like me eat up with a spoon, and his writing runs the gamut from hysterical to remarkably touching. Why this man isn't nationally known, when humorists far less funny than he have achieved household recognition, is frankly a modern mystery.
(photo credit: Andy Macauley)
This blog is titled "Confessions of a Laundry Faerie" because I needed a public blog to join the Society of Secret Fairies, a short-lived but wonderful experiment in mysterious gift-giving, back in 2006. One of my first SOSF parcel exchanges was with Gretel, an English artist living in the Cotswolds. In addition to her evocative, melancholy paintings of well-loved and forgotten toys, Gretel creates beautiful paper-cut cards and limited-edition prints, takes wonderful photos of her neck of the woods, and maintains a couple of great slice-of-life blogs. She's also become known for her handmade needle-felted toys, one of which appears in the photo above. Gretel kindly encouraged this blog when it was new. We got to chatting back and forth in email, and when Captain Midnight and I finally went to England we took a day trip to visit her and Andy. It was easily the highlight of our stay. I'm so pleased to have discovered her work, and I'm proud to call her a friend.
(photo credit: Jenny Ruhl)
Diabetes is our family curse. Complications from type 2 diabetes killed my maternal aunt at age 53, and have done serious damage to my mother's health. Last year the disease finally caught up to me. Days after I was diagnosed, I discovered Ms. Ruhl's website, Blood Sugar 101: What They Don't Tell You About Diabetes. Her analysis of numerous diabetic research studies, ability to point out the difference between studies with good and bad methodology, and patient work accreting the experiences of hundreds of diabetics online have helped many people stay as healthy as possible with a chronic, incurable disease. (After reading the site, and on the advice of my doctor, I took a diabetic nutrition class; when the nurse handed out bad information about "healthy" blood sugar numbers, I immediately called her on it. To her credit, she admitted I was correct.) Thanks wholly to Ms. Ruhl's advice about eating to one's blood monitor, I've kept my A1Cs in non-diabetic ranges since shortly after I was diagnosed. If you are diabetic, go ye and do likewise.
(photo credit: Michael Rutter)
(photo credit: The Piano Guys)
I wish I could give you more information about Ms. Shore, second grade teacher at El Monte Elementary in Concord, California circa 1976. She was the right teacher at the right time, probably for many of her students, but especially for me. I was a precocious, awkward six-year-old who had learned to read before I entered kindergarten and my teachers didn't really know what to do with me; during reading time, they usually punted me to the library, where I discovered plenty of great books but wasn't learning the social skills I so desperately needed. Ms. Shore, by contrast, took advantage of my early-reader status by getting me to peer-tutor other kids, excusing me from class to read aloud to the kindergartners ("...but Drummer Hoff fired it off!"), introducing me to the Chronicles of Narnia and encouraging me to write. I remember few specifics of the things I was taught in second grade, but I will always remember and appreciate the teacher who cared about me as a person and wanted me to succeed. Sadly, she's the only person on this list I haven't been able to find online; I imagine her surname has probably changed since the Bicentennial.
(photo credit: unknown tourists)
(photo credit: Pete Wright, Creative Commons)
(publicity photo; photographer unknown)
ETA: Robin Williams passed away August 11, 2014.
(photo credit: Marie Case Wright)
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Saturday, October 15, 2011
Steamcon III: 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
Once again we join the intrepid Tara on one of her adventures -- this particular excursion being to the Hyatt Regency Bellevue to commune with the many resplendently-arrayed ladies and gentlemen of Steamcon III.
And lo, there were many in glorious attire. I'm pretty sure the Hyatt Regency staff had no idea what hit them.As the theme this year was "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea"...
...there were a fair amount of interpretations on display.
Atlantean explorers!
Cephalopodesque masks...
...and spectacularly tentacular hats!
The bold and the beautiful...
...the unlikely but well-matched duo...
...the unfortunate attacked by killer squids...But undersea-related costumes were far from the sole source of creativity on display. Air pirates, bodgers, fashionable ladies and dapper gentlemen were visible in every nook and cranny that you might care to point your camera-obscura.






And speaking of sales, there were many delectable items on offer this year.
Once again in attendance was the Artful Bodger himself, Anthony Hicks of Tinplate Studios.I'm always astonished at the wide cross-section of people to whom this particular subset of fandom appeals. Every age group, from six-year-olds to octogenarians, was represented in the crowd, and all seemed to be having a fantastic time dreaming, laughing, making new friends, seeing and being seen. We spoke to artists and dealers, sang rousing sea/air shanties, watched participants dance their socks off, and occasionally just sat back and watched people go by... including the odd mundane couple walking through the hotel atrium, looking highly befuddled at all the visual exuberance going on around them.









































